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Initiate Particle Accelerator data sequence Jump destination: exoplanet Kepler-452b FTL hyperspace drive: stabilized Engage biolaunch procedures Metabolic functions reduced and stable Enjoy your journey And thank you for choosing Tesla Travel... Your gateway to the multiverse Home away from home... Home away... Home away from home... Home away... Mission complete Welcome to Kepler-452b Pressure stable Surface gravity: 18.5 meters per second squared Hatch bay doors deactivated Please proceed to base Alert: life forms detected Status: hostile Alert: hostile life forms detected Probability of survival: zero percent Mission terminated Engage Self-Destruct Mode in t-minus: 3... 2... 1... Detonate...