Sam the Dancing Bear

Have you seen the tame old black bear Dancing among the cows I keep my claws drawn in But I could never be their friend I couldn't Dance! When I tell you Step! They all came here for you And when the day is done Into the yard she'd run For a shower under golden stars With the fire horse Then back to her booth A little unclean, a little uncouth Dance! And don't forget to pose Step! Here's a poker for your nose This is the way This is the motion Come with me Let's fake devotion She used to do it every night To hold on A dancing bear among the cows I didn't mean to strike her It was just instinct But when he unleashed her, she just couldn't dance She couldn't Dance! I'm dancing like a crane Step! Shuffle, ball and chain This is the way This is the motion Come with me Let's fake devotion She used to do it every night So hold on Hold on The final penalizer: A three-way mouthwash tizer Hold on, hold on