Cows Around

Well, everything is better with some cows around Living in town sometimes brings me down Let me bestow this western blessing and share what I have found May you always have cows around What else you gonna spend that extra money on? What else is gonna get you up hours before dawn? What else is gonna keep you toilin' on and on and on? May you always have cows around C'mon, you know that you got too much time on your hands Not nearly enough complication in your plans You need to invite all of the frustration that you can May you always have cows around Well, everything is better with some cows around Living in town sometimes brings me down Let me bestow this western blessing, leave you saddle-bound May you always have cows around What else can make the bishop swear like a sailor might? What else can cause such tension between a man and his wife? What else could ever bring all these enhancements to your life? May you always have cows around What else is gonna get out when ya don't close the gate What else'll make ya prematurely show your age? What else'll take a run at you in a fit of bovine rage? May you always have cows around Well, everything is better with some cows around Living in town sometimes brings me down And although this western blessing leaves you cattle-bound May you always have cows around What kinda cows, Corb? Well there's Hereford, Highland, Simmental, Welsh Black, and Maine-Anjou Chianina, Limousin, Shorthorn, Charolais, Watusi, too, Texas Longhorn, Corriente Romagnola, Galloway, Red Angus, Brahman, Brangus, Jersey, Guernsey, Holstein, hey! Well, ya mighta had to let 'em dig for oil and gas Ya mighta had to turn the place to an exotic game ranch Ya mighta had to do all things to raise the cash So you'd always have cows around Well, how else ya gonna lose it all like daddy did? What else will make sure you leave nothing for your kids? It's too late now, you know it is, you might as well admit That you have a badly flawed and sentimental masochisticneas And that despite all the statistics and the advice that you get You will always have cows around, yeah! Everything is better with some cows around Living in town sometimes brings me down Well, you won't know what you're missing 'til ya hear that sound May you always have cows around May you always have cows around Mooo, moo