Bob goes to church every Sunday
Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'
Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher
'Cause Bob never bothered gettin' married
He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs thn he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over
Bob takes care of his mama
She's the only one he lets call him Robert
She don't drive anymore, so he takes her to the store
And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it
Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears
Of another woman's paid another man disappears
Robert ain't exactly scared of women
He's just got his own way of livin'
Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole
Two channels come in, two more comin' through
He used to watch the news but he don't anymore
Ain't none of it new, it's the same as before
He figures all any of it's any good for's keepin' everybody bored
'Til there ain't nobody like Bob anymore
Bob takes care of his mama
She's a mess but he feels like he oughtta
A big a mess today as Bob will say
"She's a big one and she's gonna be a lotta"
He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over
