Hell No, I Ain't Happy

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer She's an overnight sensation after 25 years Sharp fast curves, power steering Unroll that 20, buy me some beer Ain't too bad, too bad at all Pick up the phone if I ever call Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy There's a purdy little girl outside the van window 'Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go Six crammed in, we ain't never alone Never homesick, ain't got no home Check my mail, if you would please, Jenn Collect my things, well, now I'm in town again Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy But I get a little closer everyday Gonna be a while 'fore I'm back your way And I've seen just how much I can stand One night in Kansas City we thought about killing a man Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten Seen the mountains of Montana at 7 a.m. And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy Hell no, I ain't happy But I ain't too crappy No, I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all No no