Coahuila

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli

The last ten years of my life I've been feeling kind of lonely

I don't do love, I don't do women named Hannah

And I don't do red-haired girls from Louisiana

I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I'm gonna watch on the television

And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown-haired girl and her tequila

My mama always seems to sing the same song

You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky-tonks

What she says is true, with that I must agree

'Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I'm gonna watch on the television

And I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown-haired girl and her tequila

I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity, cavity

Thinking of the things you used to say to me, tragedy

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About a little brown-haired girl

Uh-huh, a little brown-haired girl

Oh yeah, a little brown-haired girl and her tequila

La-la-la, la-la, la, la-la-la