He walks around like he owns the place
Whatever he wants
He promptly gets
We work hard to please his Majesty:
Banquets and laser beams of every kind
I know it may seem quite strange
How we go out of our way every day
But you just need
To look him in the eye to see
That he has magic powers
He can make all your worries disappear
It's freaking 4 a.m.
And his Majesty thinks the day must begin
Although the first wake up call
Always ends up with a kiss
If we don't make haste
Along comes a fist
I know it's rather hard to believe
Someone would put up
With his wild mood swings
But as he curls up in your lap you'll see
That he has magic powers
He will make you smile when everything is grim
He has magic powers
He has magic powers
He will make all your worries disappear
