The clown said to the doctor, 'I'm feeling a little blue'
The doctor said, 'Now listen man, I'll tell you what we'll do'
Oh oh, hey hey, oh oh, hey
The clown he bled and then he said, 'Pagliacci is my name'
Patty told Judge Carter, 'It wasn't by my will'
Carter said to Patty, 'The beans are already spilled'
Oh oh, hey, hey, oh oh, hey
Patty bled and then she said, 'It was all the SLA'
We're living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There ain't no second chances, no you only get one turn
We're living in a wicked, living in a wicked, living in a wicked world
There's only 10 Commandments, but a million ways to burn
The Princess said to Donald, 'I'm hip to what you do'
Donald said 'Hey Princess, you wouldn't dare tell the truth'
Oh oh, hey hey, oh oh, hey
The Princess bled and then she said, 'I know you're on cocaine'
Darling, I keep on telling you, I just can't take the heat
You say that I've got nine lives, so I oughta land on my feet
Oh oh, hey hey, oh oh, hey
First I bled and then I said, I've already lost eight
