Shoehorn with Teeth

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing

He asks a girl

If they can both sit in a chair

But he doesn't get nervous

She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world

In a heavy metal band

But they run out of gas

The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense

In ever thinking 'bout the tomb

When you're much too busy

Returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing