If It Wasnae for Your Wellies

If it Wasnae for your wellies Where would you be? You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary Cause you would have a dose of the Flu Or even pleuricse If you didn't have your feet In your Wellies Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell Cause they keep out the water And they keep in the smell And when your sitting in a room You can surely tell When some bugger takes off his wellies If it Wasnae for your wellies Where would you be? You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary Cause you would have a dose of the Flu Or even pleuricse If you didn't have your feet In your Wellies When your out walking In the country with a bird And your strolling over the fields Just like a farmers herd And somebody shouts "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" And you think how absurd SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies If it Wasnae for your wellies Where would you be? You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary Cause you would have a dose of the Flu Or even pleuricse If you didn't have your feet In your Wellies Fisherman and Fireman Those farmers as well Theres men out digging ditches And working in the snow This country would grind to a hault And no a thing would grow If it wasnae for the workers in their wellies If it Wasnae for your wellies Where would you be? You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary Cause you would have a dose of the Flu Or even pleuricse If you didn't have your feet In your Wellies If it Wasnae for your wellies Where would you be? You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary Cause you would have a dose of the Flu Or even pleuricse If you didn't have your feet In your Wellies