Ain't Got Rhythm

You keep saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doin' right there With that stamp and a book, you've got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare I have no idea what you're talkin' about I've got as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I've got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Shhh! Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said, I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm You're kidding me right? You're, you're kidding me Don't you see what you were doin' right then That's a wicked groove you were startin' to move Mr., you got rhythm times ten! I think perhaps that you're not listenin' I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime I just can't keep time I'm tellin' you, I lost the beat I don't need my face on t-shirts Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screamin' my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said, I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm (sounds like rhythm to me) No, I ain't got rhythm (seems like they all agree) Said, I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm (but you're laying down some funky syncopation) I ain't got rhythm (but you got that beat) No, I ain't got rhythm (look at them, they're stomping their feet) Said, I ain't got rhythm (it's time for you to rock) A brand new generation (brand new generation) Gonna rock a brand new generation Because I ain't got rhythm! Would you just go join the band? (I've got rhythm!) Hey, hey! (I've got rhythm!) Hey, look at me! (I've got rhythm!) Look what I'm doin'! (I've got rhythm!) Check it out! Hey, I got rhythm!