Bring My Baby (Brother) Home

Oh (oh)

Oh (oh)

Wa-a-a-oh-a-oh (woah woah)

Bring my baby home

My baby brother home

That precious little boy

His mother's pride and joy

Her brightest star

Please search from north to south

And near to far

Then search from sea to sea

And bring my baby home to me

Oh (oh)

Oh (oh)

Woah! (Woah woah)

Bring my baby home (your baby)

My darling baby home (darling baby)

He's innocent, he is sweet (so sweet)

He has, uh, messed up feet (messed up feet)

So, hence the shoes

I'm really not the type to sing the blues (sing it)

Or raise up any fuss (any fuss)

But bring my baby home to us

Now, lady relax

And sit down for a spell

He's probably just lost

Or else down in a well

He took the wrong bus

Or the wrong stranger's car

Abducted by aliens

Drunk at a bar

There was that one kid

Who was carved limb from limb

They say that his sister done did it to him

Resentful and jealous

Or so the mom said

The kid is a pain

But I don't want him dead

I don't want him dead

I don't want him, don't want him

Oh no

Bring my baby home

My baby brother home

Oh, Fletcher, I'm such a jerk (such a jerk)

Now, you too, get to work (we'll get to work)

I made you cry, please come back home (oh)

And soon, and please don't die (don't you die)

Oh, Fletch, where can you be? (Where can you be)

Please bring my baby home (home)

Yes, bring my baby home (home)

My baby brother home to

Fletcher!

Me (yes, bring their baby home)

Oh (precious baby)

Fletcher?

Mommy!

He's home!