Bill of Sale

We got a bill of sale right here that says he belongs to us We bought him fair and square last year And we own the little cuss Look here, read the writin' That gives us a legal claim Oh, we got a bill of sale right here with dear little Petey's name! I don't believe it! We got a bill of sale in hand and lady if you don't budge We'll pick you up right where you stand and bring you before the judge No sir That boy is our property, same as the family cow Cause we got a bill of sale right here and we're gonna take him now You can't have him (He's gotta do his chores) You don't love him (Paint the barn and wash the doors) All you've done (Shine shoes) up to now (Turn screws) is break his heart (Fix a broken fuse) You'll abuse him (He's so good at feedin' hogs), and just use him (Pitchin' hay and choppin' logs) Look out, or I'll take you apart We'd like to see you try it We got a bill of sale right here he's ours until he dies Stay where you are Just one more move and you'll get it between the eyes You won't make a slave of him even if you connive Yes we will, cause we got a bill of sale right here We got a bill of sale right here, we got a bill of sale right here Right here You can't have him, you don't love him All you've done up to now is break his heart You'll abuse him, and just use him Watch out or I'll take you apart We'd like to see you try it We got a bill of sale right here that says he belongs to us Fight all you want, won't do no good to holler and fume and fuss Leave town, keep on goin' before I can count to five We got a bill of sale right here I'll protect him We got a bill of sale right here As long as I'm We got a bill of sale right here. Right here Alive!