Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Like any other would be country singin' sensation I had no visible means of transportation One Saturday mornin' I was searchin' the ads When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad (He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad) I called up the salesmen, he said, c'mon in I've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn The Coalminer's Daughter used to drive it to town It's yours for a song and five hundred down (He said, it's yours for a song and five hundred down) I said, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln I had no idea what that dealer was thinkin' But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Well, I throwed my ol' guitar in that big back seat And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton (Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton) She said, ain't that Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, it's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln She said, I thought I recognized them two headlights blinkin' I do declare, that there's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtown Miss Loretta's waitin' for us at the Orchid Lounge I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe my eyes Why she was wavin' from the curb and we drove by Well, we turned that big rig around, right on a dime I ain't seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine) That's what Loretta was sayin' as she hopped in the back Then she said, hey, Hoss, ain't this my old Cadillac No mame, Miss Loretta, this ain't your Cadillac It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta) Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln) The radio was on and we was all lipsinkin' Ridin' 'round Nashville in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln, whooo I heard a tappin' on the window as I woke up Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck The policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jack Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks Officer, this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (And he said) son, that ain't Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, I was wakin' up and my dreams were sinkin' Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta) Whooo, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln) If you ever get to wonderin' what I was a-dreamin' I was dreamin' I was ridin' in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln