Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Akiva Schaffer
Vocals
Andy Samberg
Vocals
E-40
Vocals
J-Zone
Keyboards
Jorma Taccone
Vocals
Udo Lindenberg & Das Panik-Orchester
Sampled Artist
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andy Samberg
Songwriter
Akiva Schaffer
Songwriter
Jorma Taccone
Songwriter
Earl Stevens
Songwriter
Udo Lindenberg
Songwriter
Jean-Jacques Kravetz
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
The Lonely Island
Recording Engineer
J-Zone
Producer
Brian Sperber
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
What is that, Crystal? (No)
Dom P? (Hell no)
(This is that Carlos Santana champagne)
Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint
(Mine too, but a lot of these busters don't know about it)
Well, let's tell these motherfuckers
[Verse 2]
As a kid, I used to lay awake and think
When was Santana gonna make a drink?
But now I'm all grown and my dream came true
Santana champagne, from here to you
From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king
Comes a sparkly wine to make a blind man sing
Yo, it's the champagne from the man with the bandana
I can't stand a flute with anything but Santana
What's the first name in cham? it's Carlos
And to that man I propose a toast
In the 60's, he had lots of freebie sex
But now he's gettin' down with the DVX
[Verse 3]
Excuse me fellas
Am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?
(That's right, motherfucker, here, try it)
Alright, aw, shit
[Verse 4]
I feel alive for the first time
Each sip hits my lips like a landmine
Without Carlos in my life, I was livin' a lie
He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cries
He's a southwest, tie wearin' bolo champ
Comin' straight out the box with a bolo champ'
Yo, he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots
Like the way his release mixed jazz, blues, and pop
And the salsa fusion, he's lady's shoe producin'
Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution
On the seventh day, it was said God rest
But on the eighth day, he made the DVX
[Verse 5]
Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hubbub about? (Carlos Santana)
That's right, I see you bitches is enjoyin' my sparkling wine
(We certainly are)
Well be careful, cause this shit'll get you fucked up, bitch
[Verse 6]
I'm like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine
Santana DVX make you wanna have sex
I'm rich, bitch, I'm havin' my chips
Get laid all the time, by 70's chicks
Won hella Grammys, bitches throw me they panties
I'm prob'ly your daddy, I prolly nutted in your mammy
I'm a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner
Try to play me foul and my vatos goin' run up on ya
A legend, a boss, that's what I are
That's about it pimp, 'Tana be killin' the guitar
Old enough to know better but young enough to not care
I get active, might slap a bitch with my hair
Left coast up top, I bang that shit
My sparkling wine'll pop Crystal on her lip
Can't stop, won't stop gettin' my bread
Pack arenas and coliseums, now watch me shred
[Verse 7]
Oh, san-tan-tan-tan-ah
[Verse 8]
A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak
A squid drank a bottle and became a freak
A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl
A horse drank a bottle and fucked a cow
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, Earl Stevens, J. Kravetz, Jorma Taccone, Udo Lindenberg