We Like Sportz

Hello?

Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?

No, the game's on

Oh, I almost forget, I'll be right there

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From shooting hopes, to the Super Bowl

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

The game is starting, everyone is here

I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer

Just two normal guys hanging out, having fun

Right, guy number two?

Yeah, guy number one

E to the S to the P to the N

It's all I watch 'cause I'm the man

If my team loses, I'll be mean all night

If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight

Watching sports with girls is a pain

They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain

Single, double, triple, home-run

For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun

I like my friend, he's a real guys' guy

He's not a loud mouth like that cunt hole, Steve

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From Wimbledon to the Astrodome

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

Now when I say sportz, you say nuts

Sportz, nuts

Sportz, nuts

When I say cheating, you say sucks

Cheating, sucks

Cheating, sucks

I drink whiskey 'cause I like the taste

You think it's bitter but I think it's great

I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars

Don't believe me?

Smell our cars

We're real men and we like sportz

If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court

I'm team captain and I choose you

I'm the other team captain and I choose you too

We steal the ball and we're off to the races

Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like

What, what, what, what, what, what?

What, what, what, what, what, what?

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up show

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football, football, football, tennis, hockey, golf

Throw me the baseball

Now toss me the pig skin

Now feed me the rock

Now give me the rock