Dreamgirl (feat. Norah Jones)

This song is brought to you by Chexmix

Some dude once said

That love is a many funny things

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me

'Cause I see her in my dreams

Dream girl

You're a fantasy

You're the only one

Out there for me, my love

Dream girl, you amaze me all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

When I first saw you, you were drivin' the bus

Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl, so beautiful lips all crumby

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

Yo, you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch

Half eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth

Rainbow poncho the female Tonto

Hear a loud noise, start b-buckin' like a bronco

Dream girl

You're a fantasy

You're the only one

Out there for me, my love

You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City

You like a hot bowl of grits, only way more gritty

Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen

One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

And when you lift your skirt in public yo, I can't help but peek

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig

Girl, how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck?

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smiles all stain-ey and you're not too brainy and

I LIKE THAT

Talking to your shoe like it's your friend

I LIKE THAT

Yellin' at the walls and make pretend

I LIKE THAT

Telling you to stop and then you don't

You say you gonna stab me in my sleep

BUT YOU WON'T

Last week, thought I saw you on the street

Turns out, it was a bag of trash

Just a big ol' bag of trash

I thought you looked like a bag of trash

Dream girl, I'll pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

Like a hell bound turkey mixed with a baboon

You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean, coulda swore you were British

Never take the Chex Mix, 'cause you always get skittish

Open clams with both feet, 'cause you're ambidextrous

No point, 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box

Your family will all say Chex Mix rocks

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me

You're the snack for me

You're the only one

I'll ever eat or buy

Chex Mix, you're delicious

You got sixty percent less fat

Than potato chips

The end