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Gaston was released on April 26, 1994 by Walt Disney Records as a part of the album Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
April 26, 1994
LabelWalt Disney Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man
Darn right
No one says no to Gaston
Dismissed, rejected, publicly humiliated
It's more than I can bare
More beer?
What for?
Nothing helps, I'm disgraced
Who you? Never
[Verse 2]
Gaston, you gotta pull yourself together
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here like to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town that's admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
[Verse 3]
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town that's as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
Who you can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on
[Verse 4]
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one's got a small cleft in their chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy that Gaston
[Verse 5]
Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip-hips
Gaston is the best, and the rest is all drips
OW
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
But there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny, that's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[Verse 6]
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating, ptoooie
Ten points for Gaston
[Verse 7]
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[Verse 8]
Oooh
Ahhh
WOW
My what a guy that Gaston
[Verse 9]
Girls, girls, girls please, there's plenty for all
[Verse 10]
No one, shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
My what a guy, Gaston
Written by: Alan Menken, Howard Ashman
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