I've Got This

Royal decision-making Hey, I was born to do it Yes, sure I'm slightly faking But there's not that much to it Bring it on, I'm ready 'cause I've got this I've got this Just watch Princess Rapunzel May I present, your most humble subjects He won't let my sheep graze next to his without a fight (hm) How can I cut hair with this guy fiddling day and night Lately, half the city's overrun by cats and kitties Eating everything in sight Pasture land is public, I decree you'll have to share Earplugs will do you wonders, you'll receive a royal pair (thanks) Henceforth, it is written, "We'll feed every cat and kitten" Here within the palace square Fair? (Yeah) Folks, the line starts there She's got a knack for reigning So far, she's holding steady But folks are still complaining So let's not throw confetti Nonetheless, I guess our girl has got this She's got this, no prob Is that the last one? Well, not exactly Your highness! Since we shared the pasture We can't tell whose sheep are whose (oops) I can't hear my customers And ruin all their dues (sorry) Now the cats are quiet But the rats are running riot Up and down the avenues No more interviews Gosh, what a huge disaster and everybody knew it? I had one job to master, and I completely blew it I was so darn certain that I got this But I'm not this, not yet Who would have thought how far from getting this I could get