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Bremelo

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Hip-Hop/Rap

Bremelo was released on January 1, 1988 by American Recordings Catalog P&D as a part of the album Swass

Song Details

AlbumSwass

Release DateJanuary 1, 1988

LabelAmerican Recordings Catalog P&D

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM92

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Anthony Ray

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Producer

Ron McMaster

Mastering Engineer

Terry Date

Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Here's a gory kinda story 'bout a obese freak

With a forty-inch waist and a ten-inch beak

Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin

Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men

[Verse 2]

The girl's a Bremelo

The girl's a Bremelo

[Verse 3]

Me and Terry hopped the ferry, we were lookin suave

When I dip, hit the shift, we were almost tossed

It was a big Bremelo standing on my toe

And an over Shelly belly tryna say hello

[Verse 4]

I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way

I tried to run because her buns made the ferry sway

To be blunt, she was fat and ready for combat

All the way to Bremerton where the fat is at

[Verse 5]

The girl's a Bremelo

Let's go

[Verse 6]

I love bacon over steak and 'bout the big ol' ducks

She had hairy underarms and a whopping gut

My hair was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy

A Bremerton beast chasing fellas in the Navy

[Verse 7]

After movie, she's the feature, the Bremerton creature

You'll wear a lifejacket if you ever try to freak her

Look at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak

The floor creaks when the beast starts reachin her peak

[Verse 8]

The girl's a Bremelo

Just a Bremelo

Change the beat

[Verse 9]

You can't ignore the way she snores 'cause she blows down doors

Baby's got the kind of face only her mother adores

A big basketball head with the ten-inch feet

Big lips, no hips with the smell of a beast

[Verse 10]

I couldn't put her in my Caddy, or my tranny would break

I heard a dirt because of poverty, but she took my cake

When it comes to Kool-Aid, the girl would drink it in pints

You go to school for twenty years and you're still in the ninth?

[Verse 11]

You're just a Bremelo

Just a Bremelo

[Verse 12]

You pink triple-chin, unattractive duck

Your boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck

Hanging 'round 3rd and Pike on a ten-speed bike

You can say that I'm a liar, but you know I'm right

[Verse 13]

You talk behind my back because I dropped you flat

And you never take a shower 'cause you're too damn fat

So your man was smart when he broke your heart

Because if Mix-A-Lot'll cut ya, you'd a fell apart

[Verse 14]

Wearing polyester slacks with elastic in the back

You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match

You got lips like a character in some cartoon

With a pink posterior, you big baboon

[Verse 15]

You're just a

[Verse 16]

Now, Bremerton's a city right outside of mine

Most girls there are ducks, but a few are fine

But the ones that I speak about use their face for catching trout

Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, you know what I'm talking 'bout

[Verse 17]

Mud ducks, hockey pucks, drivers of Mack trucks

Lame brains, diesel trains, pick 'em up, you have to strain

Big butt, crew cut, extraordinary gut

Big momma, kinda buff, facial hairs are kinda rough

[Verse 18]

The, th-the, the, th-the, th-the girl's a Bremelo

Th-the, th-the, the, the, the, the, the girl's a Bremelo

Written by: Sir Mix-A-Lot

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