Slough

More convenient then a Tesco express

Close to Windsor but the properties less

That keeps the businesses of Britain great

It's got Europe's biggest trading estate

It doesn't matter where you're from

You wanna work then come along

The station's just got a new floor

And the motorway runs by your door

And you know just where you're heading

It's equidistant 'tween London and Reading

Oh, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

Where anyone could put you down

Whoa, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

Anyone could put you down

To the west you've got Taplow and Bray

You've got Hillingdon the other way

It's a pretty place to live and work

It was in Bucks, now officially it's Berks

Don't believe what the critics say

Like it's soulless and boring and gray

See for yourself, what you waiting for?

We're on the Bath road, that's the A4

And you know just where you're heading

It's equidistant 'tween London and Reading

Whoa, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

Anyone could put you down

Whoa, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

Anyone could put you down

And you know just where you're heading

It's equidistant 'tween London and Reading

Whoa, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

Anyone could put you down

Whoa, Slough

My kind of town

I don't know how

How anyone could put you down

Slough

Slough

Slough

Whoa, Slough