2,000 Man

One, two, three, four! Well, my name it is a number It's on a piece of plastic film And I've been growin' funny flowers Outside on my little window sill But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all You know, my wife still respects me Even though I really misuse her I am having an affair With a random computer But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' Like they did when you were young Or did they come down crashin'? Seein' all the things you'd done Spacin' out and havin' fun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' Like they did when you were young Or did they come down crashin'? Seein' all the things you'd done Spacin' out and havin' fun But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Understand me Understand me Understand me Now, understand me But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all But don't you know? I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man Yeah, 2000