Actress, Model...

Dear Mom

I'm dating an actress

And I'm just writing to let you know

Why I'm so far from home

I followed her to Stella Adler

A method man was what she was after

She must have seen them on TV

She's my actress, model, dancer whatever

I've been watching you

I've been wanting you

Actress, model, dancer whatever

You're so over there

You're so everywhere

I met her over a cigarette

And though I don't really know her yet

I could see, she sees something in me

A thousand bucks won't pay the rent

And I don't know where the money's spent

But it shows boy, 'cause nothin's free

She's my actress, model, dancer whatever

I've been watching you

I've been wanting you

Actress, model, dancer whatever

You're so over there

You're so everywhere

She made a promise, she'd never act with me now

But I saw her move her lips

They were reading scripts

She made a promise, she'd never act with me now

And I saw her move her lips

Line please, line please

Dear Mom

I'm datin' an actress

And I'm just writing to let you know who, who

Actress, model, dancer whatever

I've been watching you

I've been wanting you

Actress, model, dancer whatever

You're so over there

You're so everywhere

Dear Mom

I'm dating an actress

Dear Mom

I'm dating an actress

Now I'm an actor too