The Great Space Circus

Ladies, gentleman, robots of all manufacturers

Greetings, from P.T. Mindslap, proprietor of The Great Space Circus

I'm sorry, who may I say is calling?

Phineas Tyberius Mindslap

Ring master of a jewel tone clock worm

Kneel gaming-esque world of magic and whimsy

Gather 'round people, run over and see

The most fabulous thing in the whole galaxy

I'll sell you all tickets, just give me your dough

See The Great Space Circus Show

Do you guys wanna go?

Well, I don't really know

Why don't we just binge season two of Fargo?

NO, The Great Space Circus Show

Now here's a great act, it's the greatest in fact

A fabulous quartet of acrobats

They're called Cirque Du Lune, they swing and they swoon

It happens in the darkness when there isn't a moon

I guess you just take it on faith that they're there

As they glide invisibly through the dark air

Well, here they are with you, you'll never quite know

It's The Great Space Circus Show

That would be something to see

My good man, I agree

Nah, better to hear my great descriptions orally

Now in Ring 2, you'll hear me tell

Of strong and possessing and even stronger spells

Sniff as they lift with impossible ease

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll possibly sneeze

And that's in the dark too?

He narrates it to you?

So really, the audience won't have a clue

Well, movies now really, you'll never quite know

It's the Great Space Circus Show

I'm an easy mark

Let's go sit in the dark

Though our problem with your show are increasingly stark

No doubt when it's over, you'll feel like a schmo

At The Great Space Circus Show

My goodness

Where'd he go?

I'm getting to old for this bit