Research (At Beach Resorts)

Hot sun and tan

Yeah, don'tcha just scream

Boy, what sand

Sand sand sand

Say cheese

Paddle boats

Surf ladies in shorts

Up and down the coast we coast

Yeah, we cry

Research at beach resorts

Line up crowds at the pavilion

Max is playing "Vacations"

We're in Newport for research

To get abreast of things

To get get a breast of things

Take your tourist toys to the concert

We've just researched Wasaga beach

Bonfire pits at midnight

Hangover rhymes at sunrise six

What is it that we stare at?

Is it the passports and campsite stars?

Or the monogrammed bikinis and cars?

Or maybe we just need some perspiration 'cause we're frostbitten Canadian boys

Put on your sunglasses

Get in on the parade

We're gonna cruise the beach

We just might get crazed

C'mon research go

Line up crowds on weekends

Max is playing "Vacations"