Something In the Water

She got a broke down El Camino, in the front yard up on blocks Her mom walks around in a pink nightgown, sandals and white socks She don't mind a baseball game in the middle of the lightning and the rain She's a pain in my brain, drives me insane But I love her just the same, boys, love her just the same Something in the water (something in the water) Something in the water (something in the water) Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh What makes her crazy I don't know Never seen anything like her before There must be something in the water She does her makeup and hair, to cook fried chicken in her underwear She drinks malt liquor for lunch and dinner and sends me running scared She yells, she screams and she beats me But I don't mind the way she treats me She'll someday lead to my death I know But I'll stay with her just the same, boys, stay with her just the same My hoosier girl is so fine, shake the watermelon off the vine She'll blow you a fist, throw you a kiss and you'll thank her every time Mmm, they're all so crazy and beautiful But I tell you the woman is never dull They'll break your back, give you a heart attack But you need them just the same, boys, need them just the same