I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he

As you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo, goo, g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo, goo, g'joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man (Now, good sir...)

They are the egg men (... poor man, made tame to Fortune's...)

I am the walrus

Goo, goo, g'joob, g'goo, goo, g'joob (... good pity...)

Expert, textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho-ho-ho, hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo, goo, g'joob, g'goo, goo, g'joob

Goo, goo, g'joob, g'goo, goo, g'joob, g'goo

Jooba, jooba, jooba

Jooba, jooba, jooba

Jooba, jooba

Jooba, jooba

Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper

Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one