After Party (feat. Santigold)

After the club it's the after party

After the party it's the hotel lobby

And after that you know it's diamond crisp

And after that I say excuse me miss

And after that we going back to the room

And after that she's gonna leave real soon

And after that I crack one more beer

And after that I just stare in the mirror

And after that I start freaking out

What the hell am I doing with my life?

Call up my mom and get my cry on

I order room service

Get my apple pie on

Then after that I just walk the streets

A homeless dude throws up on my feet

And I see just how pointless life is

Full on existential crisis

Tear off my clothes

And scream at the sky

Fall to my knees

And ask God why

This night life is killing me

I think I'm losing my mind

I yearn to fly yet I see

Crystalline tears in my dreams

After that I drive into the hills

And trade my car for a bottle of pills

And after that I'm on a fishing quest

Put my mind, body and soul

To the test

And after that I meet my totem spirit

It's a rattle snake so I have to kill it

Then I drink all its blood

And steal its powers

Then slither around

In the dirt for hours

And after that I start jerking off

Up on a mountain jerking off

Down by the river jerking off

And that's when I had my epiphany

You can't spend your whole life jerking off

And after that I'm going back to the city

This night life is killing me

No more jerking off

He only knows what's in store

Crystalline tears for me no more

And after that I clean up my life

Join AA to make it right

And after that I get my thirty day chip

And after that I go celibate

And after that I'm a whole new man

Brew Kombucha in my hybrid van

I give my life to mediation

Then sleep with a whore

At a Greyhound station

And after that I have a full relapse

Then lose my hand in a game of craps

And after that everyone calls me claw

And after that I work for Tim McGraw

And after that I pass out in the sewer

Meet a giant fish

Fuck it's brains out

And after that I'm filled with shame

No one but myself to blame

Nothing in my heart but pain

Next week we're gonna do it again

This night life's caused most  in me

I'm back to jerking off

I tried but could not break free

Crystalline tears return to me

He started in the club

Then he moved to the hills

Then he freaked out

And drank snake blood

Got himself clean

Now back in the club

And that's what happened

In this song

After the club it's the after party

Crystalline tears

And after the party it's the hotel lobby

And after that it's plain to see

This playboy life's too much for me

And after that the whole thing repeats

After the club it's the after party

And after the party it's the hotel lobby

Stuck in a cycle, I just can't win

And after that it all happens again