Birthday Girl (feat. Patrick Stump) [Bonus Track]

What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl it's your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show Yo, She said she was a magazine editor named Janine Backstage in high heels and painted on jeans Probably had the most devious eyes I'd ever seen Told me she was twenty-two she was only seventeen She had sumthin' to hide she snuck in from outside And got everybody gassed like the car I drive With all that grown lady ass and my far out vibe She said she came to see them roots boys fallout live But listen, What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl its your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show You see them girls look good but they brains not ready I talked to a woman, her mind is more steady Probably something in the way they're designed that's more steady I just let you recite cause the line was so heavy But I shoulda known better cause now I feel like America's underbelly R. Kelly gutter smut peddlers, internet predators, chat-room irregulars This not my twist you trying to send me to the therapist, miss What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl it's your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show Now she told me cheddar cheese grits Two tomato fried fish Cause she heard its my dish Tryna be my sidekick All the people all around thinking she was my chick Saying demn the girl thick But she aint no twenty-six Looking at me like I'm up to sumthin' on the funny tip Like I ever really been the one to try the honey drip Its your birthday so let me know the gift you wanna get In fact blow out the candles on the cake and make a wish for me They can't really seem to look away So they tried asking her to stay Fake I.D. you won't get turned away You look lovely tonight Now you are old enough to buy a gun So many better ways of having fun Right now I can only think of one You look lovely tonight. What is it we wanna do? Now that I'm allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl its your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now R-rated show