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Vows
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Vows was released on June 10, 2016 by The Valory Music Co., LLC as a part of the album Someone to Take Your Place - EP
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Release DateJune 10, 2016
LabelThe Valory Music Co., LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM92

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Tara Thompson
Tara Thompson
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alex Kline
Alex Kline
Composer
Nicole Witt
Nicole Witt
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Alex Kline
Alex Kline
Producer

Lyrics

This folding chair's uncomfortable
This flat beer is undrinkable
And I can think of 97 places I'd rather be
Rumor 'round this town is that high-waisted wedding gown
Is hot in month two or month three
It was either gonna be a shotgun wedding
Or a shotgun you can't outrun her daddy
I'll give you a year's supply of cigarettes
If they make it past Labor Day
Hey, I just saw the groom making out with the bridesmaid
If she's still got a ring by Halloween
I'll throw in a case of crown
This blessed union is doomed to go down
Yeah, we're all taking bets while they're saying vows
I guess what happens one drunk night
It can turn into a nude lot
Trailer made for a Jerry Springer episode
He's spittin' dip in a wine glass
Starin' at her mama's ask
While the bride's praying that their secret don't show
And her best friend in the pink dress
Got a new hickey on her neck
And we're all thinking, how the heck does she not know?
I'll give you a year's supply of cigarettes
If they make it past Labor Day
Hey, I just saw the groom making out with the bridesmaid
If she's still got a ring by Halloween
I'll throw in a case of crown
This blessed union is doomed to go down
Yeah, we're all taking bets while they're saying vows, vows
Maybe they'll make it, but the stats say they won't
So they'll say, "I do," at least until they don't
I'll give you a year's supply of cigarettes
If they make it past Labor Day
Hey, I just saw the groom making out with the bridesmaid
If she's still got a ring by Halloween
I'll throw in a case of crown
Even the preacher's got a hundred on it now
Yeah, we're all taking bets, and I'm gonna win them cigarettes
We're all taking bets while they're saying vows
Vows, vows, vows
Written by: Alex Kline, Nicole Witt, Tara Thompson
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