The Chanukah Song

There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and So few Chanukah songs So I thought we'd try this one for you Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funikkah To celebrate Chanukah, yeah Chanukah is The festival of lights Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth Lights the Menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-a Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli? Bowser from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzarelli Paul Newman is half Jewish Goldie Hawn is too Put them both together, what a fine looking Jew! You don't have to Deck the Halls with Jingle Bell Rock 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock, both Jewish! Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funikkah To celebrate Chanukah OJ Simpson Not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is? All three Stooges So many Jews are on my list Tom Cruise isn't But Jesus Christ is Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funikkah To celebrate Chanukah, yeah Chanukah is The festival of lights Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights So tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah And don't forget a harmonica On this lovely, lovely Chanukah! Just drink your gin and tonicah Don't smoke your marijuanikkah! If you really, really wannukkah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah Oh yes Happy Chanukah ya'll