The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me A jet powered rocket ski On the second day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me Two busted brothers and a jet powered rocket ski On the third day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me A sash full of patches, two busted brothers And a jet powered rocket ski On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and jet powered rocket ski On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me The entire tri-state area! A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the sixth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me A kiss from a girl, the entire tri-state area! (Or at least a large portion of it) (I, I don't wanna get too greedy) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl The entire tri-state- (You know what? How about just two of the three states?) (That's fair, right? Deal?) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the eight day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully A kiss from a girl, one single state! (I feel like I was overreaching before) (Just, just one state area will be fine) (Go on with the song) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the ninth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me Krr, promotion to colonel More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl Five golden rings! (You know, I had to sing it that way at least once) (It's tradition, and I'm traditional) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me A job that pays me money, krr Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully A kiss from a girl (Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet) (Is it, is it too late to change mine?) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the eleventh day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me My own set of wheels, a job that pays me money Krr, promotion to colonel More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl (You know, this is way too much pressure) (Being put on the spot for one thing that I want) (From this mythic all-powerful gift giver) (Who only comes once a year, it's insane!) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski On the twelfth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me One line of dialogue, my own set of wheels A job that pays me money, krr Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully A kiss from a girl (How about just some almond brittle?) (It's a realistic request, right?) A silver guitar, a sash full of patches (Ah forget it) And a jet powered rocket ski (Inator!)