How to Pay Rent (Skit)

Bitch wasn't happy with just being in the club at Lotus with Tracy Morgan. The next day, man, bitch gon' say, “Hola, papa! Papi Chulo! I need one thousand eighty dollars for my rent.”

I said, “Well, bitch, that's your first mistake. You fuckin' the wrong motherfucker. You should be fuckin' your landlord. You want jokes, I got you. But if you need your rent paid, bitch, you should be — you sittin' on a cash machine." You bitches better recognize that your vagina is an ATM. Bitch, go sell some pussy — ain't nobody gon' tell. But don't ask me for a dime, motherfucker. Fuck your landlord