I'm Number One

I'm number one You're number two We are criminals at large but I'm at larger than you I'm number one You're number two I believe in equality as long as you get less than me I'm one (you're one) You're number two (I'm number two) You may think that you're smarter But I'm smarter than you I'm number one You're number two You're lucky to be number two Not number three I can see by the look in your eye You want to get a bigger piece of the pie One day you'll get your chance But in the meantime You got to dance monkey dance Really? I hate dancing Do it! Dance monkey dance I'm number two He's number one I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian I'm number two He's number one (I'm number one!) You know life gone to the dogs When your boss is a frog I can see it's just a matter of time Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line It won't be long until I get my chance But in the meantime I've got to dance monkey dance Dance monkey dance Now watch me I'm number one (he's number one) You're number two (I'm number two!) I'll bet you kid There you go Now step aside this ain't your show I'm one (you're one) I'm number one (yes, we know) I'm (he's) number one That's how it's done