Mathilda (Hated Tom Cats)

She considered it the height of bad taste

Keep fit fanatics in sweaty shorts

Pretty porcelain dolls, brought that on

Candlewick bedspreads

She considered it the height of bad taste

Sycophantic lap dog lip service

China dog spouse in grotesquely on ov

Populated sitting room sideboards

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair

She could not stand Tom cats

And Tom cats everywhere

Little white lies, look at those eyes

Mathilda hated Tom cats

And social climbing forces

She considered it the height of bad taste

Secret obsessive pornography trips

Church-going bigots with hidden voices

Clown like smile stretching silicon lips

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair

She could not stand Tom cats

And Tom cats everywhere

Little white lies, look at those eyes

Mathilda hated Tom cats

And social climbing forces

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair

She could not stand Tom cats

And Tom cats everywhere

Mathilda hated the pungent smell

Left by cats on the ground

Plotting their macho territorial rights

One day, like any she got her gun

Took aim and fired one shot

She hit her great hobby

And watched him fall

With a thud to the ground

And as she pressed the cold steel against her forehead

She knew what to do to put herself out of her own missery

Mathilda always hated to have long black hair

She could not stand Tom cats

And Tom cats everywhere

Little white lies look at those eyes

Mathilda hated Tom cats

And social climbing forces