Dangerous Curves

I love my wife and that's that Now I'd best be looking for my hat Perhaps one drink to calm my nerves These are dangerous curves The sober voice inside my head Says son, "You're engine's running red" Ease at the handle till she swerves On these dangerous curves She's a lot to me Why you don't get open man Don't you know you should go 'Fore the damage is done I tell myself I'm an alright guy Sometimes I look but I won't lie And now she's testing my reserve She's got dangerous curves She's a dream so extreme That you can't get her more It's the gem you can't win And she's calling your war Across the room, I see the door And I still my feet touch the floor Last chance to exit unobserved Leads to dangerous curves A mad man gets what he deserves These are dangerous curves She's got dangerous curves You better go on home She's got dangerous curves