I fell in a vat of chocolate

I fell in a vat of chocolate

What'd you do when you fell into the chocolate

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Well I fell in a vat of chocolate

I just fell in a vat of chocolate ([Dick, spoken] Wait a minute, that's what you just---)

Wait a minute wait a minute

You just said you fell in a vat of chocolate

I know I just fell right in this vat of chocolate

I know and I asked you a question

I said what did you do when you fell in the chocolate?

I swam a lot

There's, um, there's this 30 foot vat, it was just full of chocolate

30 foot across?

No deep, 30 feet deep of chocolate and I fell right into

Well, what happened?

What did you do when you fell in?

I, uh, I even hate to think about it 'cause..

No, I'm serious

... terrible experience

What did you do?

What did you do to get out?

I was just um walking down by my house and there's this vat of chocolate

What did you do first of all?

There had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate

Well I, um, used to kind of balance on that rail I used to walk on that rail

And someone evidently put something slippery on that, because I fell right in there

Okay then what happened Tom?

What did you do after you fell in there?

I yelled fire

[Tom, singing] I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate

I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate

Tom, why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate?

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Well...

Now I want you to think about it

It must have been a very traumatic experience

Oh its just a horrible experience

I had chocolate all over me

I was swimming around

What possessed you to yell fire when you in this vat of liquid chocolate There was no fire. You were in the chocolate and you yelled fire

That's pretty ridiculous if you ask me

It certainly is

I just yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate

Oh, Tom, why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate

Why, I yelled fire because no one would save me if I yelled 'Chocolate!'

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