Highball with the Devil

He came to conquer what he could

But he held back

'Cause his tongue was tied by shy

So he laid the money down and he drank up

Put the sparkle in his eye

Sittin' down you saw his paunch

So he stood up

And he gazed across the room

The toxin squeezed the head

So he slipped back

He knew he left his seat too soon

A-Haw

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

To paralyze

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

To agonize

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

To terrorize

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power (hee hee hee!)

To paralyze

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you (ha ha ha!)

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

To terrorize

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you (you brought it upon yourself boy!)

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power (he he!)

To agonize

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you (you brought it upon you!)

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

To paralyze

So we state now

For the record

You brought this upon you

Come the morning

We'll be waiting

And wielding the power

(Keep it in your pants, lad, keep it in your pants)