We ensure, by a regular program of routine testing conducted on our behalf by a leading independent laboratory, that our demanding standards are consistently attained

This is how, in just three months, you could be speaking a language of your choice

When the frame is completed, the manufacturing team then fits the springs

And... I've gone quiet, what's happening?

Oh, ok then. Alright... right

Umm... finally... what, what's happened again?

Alright then

Finally, in the true tradition of upholstery craftsmanship, you listen, you repeat, you understand

We take great care to ensure that all our upholstery passes the British standard fire safety criteria

And this is how, in just three months, you could be speaking a language of your choice con-, confidentially. Confidentially

Yes! I would like to see how a Linguaphone course can egnable me to speak a new language of my choice in three months

Upholstery is professionally cleaned in your home

We always insist that manufacturers apply the most stringent quality

Wear hard and comfort, of years you give to trust

Can you which quality handmade? Is result the?

Need I say more?

Over five million people have used, and are still using, the most effective method ever to speak one or more foreign languages

And that's all you're getting. Bye!