Arse Huggin' Pants

Yesterday I got so stressed

I heard there's people half undressed

Poor and sick, no credit card

They can't afford the cover charge

How can I think once my butt starts to wiggle in time?

All of my cares and my thoughts just go out of my mind

I hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs

I'm countin' the calories, ah

We've got to do something for all the poor

What we need now is an ambassador

We'll send them Kylie to teach them to dance

And maybe whip up some ass huggin' pants

How can they think once their butts start to wiggle in time?

All of their thoughts and their cares just go out of their minds

They'll hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs

They're countin' the calories, ah

We should go to the refugee camps

And turn them into hot discotheques

All of the people will then hear the call

All of the world under one mirror ball

How can they think once their butts start to wiggle in time?

All of their thoughts and their cares just go out of their minds

They'll hit the dance floor with faintly familiar songs

They're countin' the calories, ah

Ass huggin' pants, put on ass huggin' pants

Ass huggin' pants, put on ass huggin' pants

Ass huggin' pants, put on ass huggin' pants

Ass huggin' pants, put on ass huggin' pants

My pants

My ass huggin' pants