If I Were a Bell

Ask me... how do I feel, Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging! Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing! From the moment we kissed goodnight That's the way I just got to behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light! And if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging! And if I were a watch I'd start Popping my spring... Oh, if I were a bell I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learnin' Yeah, chemistry! Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning Well, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you look Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack! Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're fondly caressing Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Ask me how to describe This whole beautiful thang' Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding Ding-dong-ding-dong Ding-dong-ding-dong If I, Were A Bell