Smokin' Dopin'

Yeah

Smokin', dopin', keep your ears open

Put me on a flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in

Twenty thousand people to the place that I play at

And have 'em leavin' sayin', "How could someone say that?

They're as good as the man I just saw

(Cool J) Please gimme some more

Of those hoopin', scoopin' rhymes you be troopin'"

If you don't know the new dance, Patty Duke it

Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers

I'm snatchin' airplay from all you AIDS catchin' singers

It's a special delivery on your front step

My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect

'Cause I love to lay down joints for the playground

And have you O-D-ing sayin', "You know, J sound righteous

The brother did what he had to"

I didn't talk about this, so I had you

Sleepin', weepin', sayin', "Yo he ain't keepin'

His promise to astonish from weekend to weekend"

But here it is, the jam of all jams

And from this day forth, MC's are gettin' slammed with the

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah

I'm the wise wizard of the microphone, swingin' it

Here's a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singin' it

Doin' a dance in tight bike pants

So get up on it (Ho), you'll only get one chance

To work out the soreness in your muscles

Do your own thing, even the hustle

MC's I'ma torture, that's already known

But while I'm torturin' them, I'ma leave you alone

So you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner

And look wild like you're trying to get a part in a

Dirty movie on the hip-hop tip

Now tell me (Tell you what?) that brother L ain't tryna flip with the

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah

Movin', groovin', admit that you've been

Shocked and rocked and I'm on top and it's been proven

I'm self-reliant, on stage I'm defiant

All those rumors are small things to a giant

I'm not a cool, calm, collected type of brother

I'm kinda hype, that's why I'm a good lover

In bed I'm energetic, kinda like a freight train

Goin' so crazy, I have the girlies sayin', "Wait, James"

I do damage, use the beef to fill a sandwich

And when I'm done, she'll be sayin', "How did you manage

To make me feel pleasure from my toes to my head?

On top of that, you ran laps around the bed (Uh, uh, uh, yeah)

So bust out the pumped up funk that I'm revealin'

And listen to it while you're in your car, wheelin'

Or on your Walkman as you're starin' at the ceiling

Or when you and your love is sex-appealing to the

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah (You know what I'm sayin'?)

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah (It's like a smooth joint, you know what I mean?)

Uh, aw, yeah (Little mellow, on the love tip, check it out)

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah, uh, ah

Uh, aw, yeah

Marvelous