Big Ole Butt

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake Playin' the wall, takin' a break Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings Baby hair and bodies built to swing That's when I seen her Her name was tina Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina I said, how you doin', my name's big l Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell But then again I'm livin' kind of foul 'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl To make a long story short, I got the digits Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her Layin' like a king on sheets of satin That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie But tina was erotic, earl's my witness With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in And said to her with a devilish grin... Tina got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But tina got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you Tina got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But tina got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to the high school about three o'clock To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' Girls all over, the kind I adore I felt like a kid in a candy store That's when I seen her Her name was brenda She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember I said to my man, stop the jeep She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep I kicked the bass like an nfl punter And scoped the booty like a big game hunter I said to the girl, yo, you look tired Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire I put the big booty on a bearskin rug She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug I said to the girl, them young boys ain't nothin' You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button I circled it and teased it and made her squeal Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' You know what I said Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... Brenda got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But brenda got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you Brenda got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But brenda got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car Somebody shouted out, I don't care who you are I paid it no attention, I walked inside Because brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' I sat down to eat, ordered my food I said to the waitress, I don't men to be rude But I'll take you on a platter She said, you got a girl, I said, it don't matter You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza What's your name? she said, my tag says lisa I said, o.k., you're smart and all that But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back She looked at me and said, make yourself clear L, where we going? I said, right here She looked kind of puzzled, I said, you'll see I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t. When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat Laid her on the table and place my order And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter On and on to the break 'a dawn All over the restaurant, word is born I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol Who did I see, oh, yo, it was brenda Yo, she worked at red lobster but I didn't remember Lisa got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But lisa got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya Lisa got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But lisa got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya