Short Fat Fanny

Woo! Tired of slipping and sliding with long tall Sally A peeking and a-hiding, ducking back down in the alley I don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie Got a brand-new lover's name, short, fat Fanny One day while I was visiting down at Heartbreak Hotel That's where I met Fanny, boy, and she sure looked swell She told her that she loved me, boy, she never leave Put her arms around me, boy, she gave me fever She's my Big Mac tutti frutti, I love the child so Like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs She might step on my blue suede shoes I had the honky tonk party the other night Fanny got jealous, and she started a fight Because I was dancing with Mary Lou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue A short fat Fanny is my heart's desire She got the kind of love that sets my soul on fire I told her we was married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy, I love her still Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Woah, my Big Mac tutti frutti, I love the child so Like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes I had the honky tonk party the other night Fanny got jealous, the little girl started a fight Because I was dancing with Mary Lou I had to call Jim Dandy to my rescue A short, fat Fanny is my heart's desire She got the kind of love that sets my soul on fire, woo Short, fat Fanny, I don't do Beverly Hills Now we're so happy, I love her still, woo