I Got a New Car

I'm sitting in this nightclub behind port wine glass Brand new car outside, and not a drop of gass Nothing down and about three years to pay Sounded like a pretty good deal, the other day I got a new car, I got a new car I got a new car, but I'm as broke as I can be Ever since I wrote on that little black dotted line I haven't been able to sufficiently dine Toothpicks and soup ain't much of a meal And 244 dollars a month ain't much of a deal I got a new car, I got a new car I got a new car, but I'm as broke as I can be I've had my car now, let me see, just been about a little over a week And already that thing's beginning to shake and rattle and squeak What little money I do runs across Goes in my gastank and out my exhaust I got a new car, I got a new car I got a new car, but I'm as broke as I can be You know the man come and take my pretty car back (Why?) Well, my old lady tried to tell me not to get a brand new Cadillac Next time I buy a car, I'm gonna buy one I can afford And when I say afford, I mean a Ford I got a new car, I got a new car I got a new car, but I'm as broke as I can be I was walking down broadway, minding my own affair When two great big policemen grabbed me unaware Is your name Troyce Henry Key? And I said, why sure Say, you're the big mother we've been looking for Framed! I was framed I never do nothing wrong But I always get blamed Took me down town over where the bright light shine (I've been there before) There was ten poor souls like me, standing in that line I knew I was a victim of someone's evil plan When a strange little dude walked in and said: that's the man! Framed! I was framed I never do nothing wrong But I always get blamed The prosecutor attorney started a-prosecuting me That little ugly sucker gave me the third degree He said, where was you on about a June 29 I says, I was at JJ's, the other fool in this line Framed! I was framed I never do nothing wrong But I always get blamed I denied the charges of robbing a liquor store Denied the charges of carrying a little pearl handed handy .44 I denied the charges of vagrancy too But when the judge came down, poured whisky on my head Turned around to the jury and said convict this man He's drunk! What can I do? Framed! I was framed I never do nothing wrong But I always get blamed