Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous

Honey, they're bringin' out a TV crew They wanna do a story 'bout me and you There'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard, there'll be Camera's on their shoulders, we'll be readin' cue cards, leave them Long John's on the line if the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Tell 'em 'bout your mama and the bowling league, tell 'em 'bout Junior and his baseball team, I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the Wall, I'll blow a few times on my new duck call, let them see old Blue how he Sleeps all day, we'll bring out the Elvis TV trays They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Yeah, our idea of high class livin' is sitting on the porch on a cool night Are champagne and caviar is a RC Cola, and a Moon Pie I'm talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous