There's a Platypus Controlling Me

Dad? Oh, hi, Vanessa! Dad, what are you doing? Well I'll be honest I don't really understand But I fell down this hill, now I got glue on my hands And I got records on my fingers (Whaat?) Records on my fingers I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop (Don't stop) I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me (Whaaat?) I got a platypus controlling me Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances (Strange set of circumstances) I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers And I just can't stop (Don't stop don't stop) Well I would if I was able There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table (There's a platypus controlling him, what?) Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down The corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus (My teacher is a panda) Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda Yeah we all got a platypus controlling us (Just me) We all got a platypus controlling us (I'd stop if I was able) We all got a platypus controlling us I'm not speaking metaphorically The platypus controlling me is underneath the table. Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone! Hey! There's no platypus controlling me There's no platypus controlling me!