Gather 'round creeps, gather 'round fools
Gather 'round spirits and gather 'round ghouls
Listen to me, for I have a story of blackening fright
And all things gory
Of grinning pumpkins and demon cats
Of wicked witches and scurrying rats
They've all come together to celebrate and feast
Larry the wolf, and Igor the beast
For this is the night when little babies cry
And orange mist pours from their eyes
Monster girls and monster men patiently wait for the fun to begin
What do they know that we've never seen?
Well I'll tell you my friend,
The glorious hootenanny they call Halloween
