You (Are a Human Animal)

You are a human animal

You are a very special breed

For you are the only animal

Who can think, who can reason, who can read

The cow goes "moo"

The dog goes "ruff"

The cat meows

And the horse kicks up his hoof

And so the only human animal

Is you, you, you

You are a human animal

You are a very special breed

For you are the only animal

Who can think, who can reason, who can read

The pig goes "oink"

And the mule "hee-haw"

The duck goes "quack"

And the sheep "baa"

And so the only human animal

Is you, you, you

You are a human animal

You are a very special breed

For you are the only animal

Who can think, who can reason, who can read

The chick goes "bawk"

And the coyote "howl"

The birds "tweet, tweet"

And the fish goes "blub, blub, blub"

And so the only human animal

Is you, you, you