I'm No Fool (On a Bike)

I'm no fool, no siree

I wanna live to be ninety-three

I play safe for you and me

'Cause I'm no fool

Anyone can be a fool

And do things which are wrong

But fools find out when it's too late

That they don't live so long

Oh, I'm no fool, no siree

I wanna live to be ninety-three

I play safe for you and me

'Cause I'm no fool

Any fool neglects his bike

And thinks he's being smart

He doesn't give it any care

And soon it falls apart

Any fool will load his bike

So much that he can't see

He rides on sidewalks

So what happens? A catastrophe

Oh, I'm no fool, no siree

I wanna live to be ninety-three

I play safe for you and me

'Cause I'm no fool

Showoff is a stupid thing

As any fool should know

He thinks it's fun

But what a sorry ending to his show

Oh, I'm no fool, no siree

I wanna live to be ninety-three

We play safe, you and me

'Cause we're no fools, not me

We're no fools